Yahoo Odd News

• Churchill's dentures fetch nearly $24,000 (Reuters)
• Brewer claims world's strongest beer (Reuters)
• Vicar conducted 360 sham marriages (Reuters)
• Escaped tiger found after massive South Africa search (Reuters)
• Fur farm foxes trained to combat rat plague (Reuters)

Reuters Oddly Enough

• Vicar conducted 360 sham marriages
• Churchill's dentures fetch nearly $24,000
• Brewer claims world's strongest beer
• Escaped tiger found after massive South Africa search
• Hamas targets women's underwear in modesty drive
• Fur farm foxes trained to combat rat plague
• Former top diplomat Rice opts for Mozart concerto

Neatorama

• Pomparkour Ad
• Scientists Measure Shortest Interval of Time Ever
• 7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Endurance
• The Amish Population Boom
• Bugs Bunny at 70
• How Jellyfish Babies Are Born
• White Man's Guide to Eating Chinese Food

Truemors

• Prince Declares the Internet to be 'Over'
• Mark Zuckerberg's Sweaty, Fumbling D8 Interview
• Al Gore's World ... Cools
• Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates: Make Them Say What You Want
• Facebook Social Plugins Invade Over 100,000 Sites
• Craigslist Makes $36 Million from Adult Services Ads

Weird News Files

• Woman Keeps McDonalds Burger for 12 Years
• High Heels for Global Warming
• Man Finds Missile Launcher While Gardening
• Afghan girl killed by Royal Air Force leaflet drop
• Rat-eating plant discovered in Philippines
• Huge Robotic Fish Let Loose in Ocean

Boing Boing

• The 100 best magazine articles ever
• Girls Like Boys With Skills - new song from Rocky and Balls
• Burmese protesters using "Team America" likeness of Kim Jong-Il on posters
• Wikileaks source suspect Manning transferred from Kuwait to Quantico, VA
• Report: Army admonished Manning for YouTube uploads referencing classified facilities
• Google computer and Western media report China outage, actual humans in China beg to differ

Fark

• Not news: white male robbing a bank. Fark: The stigma of now going thru the rest of your life known as "the button-down-shirt" bandit [Silly]
• One thing the leaked military reports show occuring over and over: Afghanistan security personnel spend more time beating the crap out of each other than the Taliban [Obvious]
• Preacher wants high-school mascot changed because he doesn't want his son screaming GO DEMONS at football games [Asinine]

Weird Asia News

• ApriPoko Robot: Personal, Personable and Adorable
• Taiwanese Anchorwoman Choked by Mosquito
• Chinese Official’s Wife Beaten By Mistake
• The Erotic Horror Portraits of Daikichi Amano
• Freaky Conjoined Watermelon and Other Weird Fruit Mutations

Reddit WTF

• Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
• You think you have it bad today ! Who would be a volunteer Liquidator. 800,000 volunteered.
• Warning - cannot be unseen [PIC] [NSFW]
• Why I can't stand playing against the computer sometimes......
• Sometimes i wish i could unwatch a video. How do i even title this?

Daily Snopes

• Two-Striped Telamonia Spider
• Carbon Copy
• The One Percent Solution
• Fire Waterfall
• Chip Shot
• Check Sum Error

AOL Weird News

• Silly Package, Serious Message
• Historic Photos Found Under Bridge
• How to Make Pumpkins Fly
• 'Thatcher' Death Causes Commotion
• World's Priciest Beer to Be Auctioned

Pink Tentacle

• Macabre kids’ book art by Gojin Ishihara
• iDish for iPad
• The Japanese Tradition – Apologizing
• Floating point: Tokyo time-lapse
• Gong – How To Stay Alive

Dark Roasted Blend

• Link Latte 138
• Schizophrenic Episode Simulation
• Adorable Micro Cars, Part 3
• World’s Strongest Drinks & Strange Liquor
• Vintage Bibliomysteries: Books Can Be Fatal!

Crazy American News

• My Parents were awesome
• Day Care- pot growing and bomb making
• Murder in Florida
• NUclear warheads over your head
• Figure Skating Champ busted for dealing
• Michael Jackson dies at age 50

ChinaSmack

• Guangdong Officials Bid to Host the 2020 World Expo
• University President Poses Naked, Art Students Impressed
• Foshan Dog Abused, Eyes Gouged Out, Genitals Cut Off
• Japanese Surrealist Painter Tetsuya Ishida, Chinese Reactions
• Officials Threaten To Demolish All Graves Not Painted Green

Digg - Offbeat

• DJ Dog Scratches Like a Pro (Video)
• Up Yer Pole Dance Studio: Pole-dancing for 6-year-olds?
• Bad Minneapolis parents leave baby in car in 110 degrees
• Between Two Ferns: Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell
• Unemployment High - People Keep Blowing Their Job Interviews
• 7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Endurance

Reddit

• Damnit! Why didn't I think of this! Imaginary Girlfriends FS [Funny]
• Pikachu, I choose y... oh GOD NO
• They Rule the World - A shadowy organization is in power, and it's made up of the very, very rich.
• Customs in Tokyo plant 142g of cannabis into passengers bag to test airport security, dog couldn't smell it and they forgot which bag it was in!
• Fox analyst apologizes for Obama assassination joke

Consumerist

Nutty News

• Nutty News Today Has Moved
• Deputy arrests John Quincy Adams
• Michael Jackson may be buried in concrete
• Woman files suit against Lindsay Lohan
• Figure Skating Champ Charged in Drug Bust
• Caiman in zoo bites the pointing finger

Oddee

• 13 Hilariously Inappropriate T-Shirts
• Another 13 Creative Bus Ads
• 13 Hilarious Headline Fails
• 10 Movie Characters That Turned Out To Be Real People
• 12 Strangest Candies
• 12 Creative Toothpaste Advertisements

SFGate - The Bondage File

• Police: Cheeseburger found in SC woman's gas tank
• Churchill's choppers sold at auction in England
• Bear gets into home, eats and grabs stuffed bear
• Mich. couple ties knot among store's size 8 shoes
• Idaho police dog back to work after suspension

About.com Weird News

• Angelina Jolie's Tattoos Show Actress Is Worth Her 'Salt'
• 'One Stupid Decision': Cop Canned for 'Midget' Strip Show
• Pirate of the Caribbean: New Joke About Old Fidel
• Animal Sex Tales: Man Accused of Raping 'Christie Brinkley' Dog
• Mud, Beer and Buttcrack: The 2010 Redneck Games
• Trigger Plays Fetch, Earns $266K in Auction

The Onion

• [audio] Gatorade Pledges $200 Million In Thirst Aid To Underquenched Nations
• In Focus: Gambling-Addiction Study Gets Out Of Hand
• Opinion: If Only There Were Some Way I Could Watch Premium Movies In The Comfort Of My Own Home (by Jeff Kunstler)
• Bar Patrons Dismayed By Sight Of Band Setting Up
• American Voices: Tennessee Candidate Asks If Islam Is Cult

USA Today - Offbeat

• Ansel Adams' heirs skeptical over $200M lost negatives claim
• Firefighters dismantle police car to rescue kitten
• Laptop accidentally sold for $5 at store
• No autos on the autobahn: Germans party on highway
• Divers find 200-year old champagne in Baltic wreck
• Singing, whistling may be unlawful in S.C. town

The Smoking Gun

• Anna Chapman's Last Photo Shoot
• These Boots Were Made For Smuggling?
• Hate Crime Over Rap Music?
• Pilferage Costs TMZ $150,000
• We Got Served

Chron.com

• Judge says baggy pants are foolish. But he rules they are legal
• Ring returned 36 years after it was lost at battleground
• Craft of crooks becomes respectable with competitive lockpicking
• Bodies missing after 8 heads found in pairs on Durango roadside
• Houston feds: Man swallowed 85 condoms of coke

Dave's Daily

• Eleven-Month-Old-Boy Accidentally Dials 911 And Gets Dad Arrested
• Mother Unplugs Video Game, Son Throws Taco At Her
• Man Swaps Empty Lobster Shell For Crab Legs
• Joke Of The Day
• Oldsmar Man Arrested After Crashing Into Parked Car, Store, Fence, Then Tree

Daily Rotten

• F'book Internationalization Scheme Subverted
• Abuser Feeds Hungry Offspring
• OSS Rival, Proto-CIA: "The Pond"
• From The Gulf of Mexico to Kalamazoo
• Morocco's Marijuana Economy Up In Smoke
• NBA Player Shot Dead In Memphis

NewsLite

• Facebook page tries to help teddybear get home
• News Raider: Paul Yarrow invades 100 reports
• Churchill dentures are snapped up for £15,200
• Marijuana critic reviews pot for US newspaper
• Top 20 unusual children's names revealed
• Asteroid might collide with the Earth... in 2182

Curious Times

• THE END IS HERE
• JUST SWEEP THOSE DESERTS UNDER A RUG OR SOMETHING
• HOW TO GET AHEAD IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
• WHAT WOULD JESUS SMOKE?
• “I’M ONLY HERE BECAUSE MY WELFARE WORKER FORCED ME TO GET AN INTERVIEW”
• IT’S ALL FUN & GAMES UNTIL THE MEDIA GETS HYSTERICAL